outed wizards, oh my!

How much do I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Dumbledore is gay? Now the Christians who've condemned the Harry Potter book as pagan witchcraft will really have cause for clutching their rosaries to their virtuous, saved, better hearts. This will end up in the history books in the same paragraph as Ellen, the Teletubbies, and Senator Craig. Quite a paragraph, that.

(And by the way, when did J. K. Rowling become our old pal Jo Rowling? Just wondering. And what in the world is going on with Ellen and her dog insanity pleas? I wish she would just recover some of her private life and do what Mariah did: take some mani-pedi time and make a comeback with a quality movie like Glitter.)